Now we've been here a long fuckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. NICE GUY EDDIE I'd go over twelve percent for that. BLONDE What's something special, take ya in the kitchen and suck your dick? They all laugh. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin their job. But this tipping automatically, that shit's for the birds. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. WHITE I don't tip because society says I gotta. NICE GUY EDDIE I don't even know a Jew who'd have the balls to say that. She don't make enough money, she can quit. BLONDE Do you have any idea what these ladies make? They make shit. PINK (laughing) I love this kid, he's a madman, this guy. NICE GUY EDDIE You don't believe in tipping? MR. NICE GUY EDDIE Whaddaya mean you don't tip? MR. Everybody whips out a buck, and throws it on the table. NICE GUY EDDIE Okay, everybody cough up green for the little lady. JOE Blonde, shoot this piece of shit, will ya? Mr. White) And when I come back, I want my book back. JOE I'll take care of this, you guys leave the tip. Please pay at the register, if you wouldn't mind. PINK You know the part in "Gypsies, Tramps and Theives," when she says "Poppa woulda shot his if he knew what he'd done?" I could never figure out what he did. I thought when she said that little sister stuff, she was talkin about her sister- in-law, the cheatin wife. I musta zoned out whenever that part came on before. BLUE You didn't know Vicki Lawrence killed the guy? NICE GUY EDDIE I thought the cheatin wife shot Andy. I'm listening to it this morning, and this was the first time I ever realized that the lady singing the song, was the one who killed Andy. Now I ain't heard that song since it was big, but when it was big, I heard it a million- trillion times. And "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" came on. NICE GUY EDDIE When I was coming down here, I was playin it. I haven't heard that since I was in fifth fuckin grade. You know what I heard the other day? "Heartbeat - It's Lovebeat," by little Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco Family. PINK Yeah, it's fuckin great isn't it? NICE GUY EDDIE Can you believe the songs they been playing? MR. NICE GUY EDDIE Have you guys been listening to K- BILLY's super sounds of the seventies weekend? MR. WHITE Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. BLONDE Joe, you want me to shoot him for you? MR. WHITE Well, then, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to keep it. WHITE You gonna put it away? JOE I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do with it. WHITE When you're annoying as hell, I care a lot. Toby Wong.Toby Wong.Toby Chung.fuckin Charlie Chan." I got Madonna's big dick outta my right ear, and Toby Jap I-don't- know-what, outta my left. WHITE For the past fifteen minutes now, you've just been droning on with names. JOE Whaddaya mean, give it to me when we leave, give it back now. WHITE I'm sick of fuckin hearin it Joe, I'll give it back when we leave. JOE What the fuck do you think you're doin? Give me my book back! MR. They fight, but they're not really mad at each other. White snatches the address book from Joe's hand. JOE Not wrong, dumb ass, Wong! You know, like the Chinese name? Mr. I'm right! What the fuck do you know about it anyway? You're still listening to Jerry-fucking-Vale. #QUENTIN QUARANTINO MEANING CRACK#Hence, "Like a Virgin." The fellas crack up. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin.
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